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    Tuesday, October 14th, 2008
    11:18 pm
    [info]muse_lists Ten rules you've broken.
    1. You shall have no other gods before Me. I like to think of myself as a god-like being from time to time.
    2. You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. I bet siring in my likeness is on the list of no-nos.
    3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain. Oops?
    4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Eh.
    5. Honor your father and your mother. I ate them. My bad.
    6. You shall not murder. Hehehe.
    7. You shall not commit adultery. Technically, I've never been married, actually.
    8. You shall not steal. I take what I need and what I want.
    9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. Just a few little white lies.
    10. You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's. See number eight.

    Oh, fine. Meet you all in hell.
    Thursday, August 28th, 2008
    2:03 am
    [info]muse_lists - Ten thngs you hate about your worst enemy.
    1. The brooding.
    2. The lack of proper nutrition. Leaves a guy kinda weak.
    3. The fact that he killed Darla.
    4. The fucking concerts.
    5. The slayers. Although, I guess I have a different sort of appreciation for those.
    6. The cheesy suits.
    7. The abstinence.
    8. The fucking rats.
    9. The Manilow.
    10. The puppies.
    Tuesday, July 1st, 2008
    11:42 pm
    [info]muse_lists July - Ten things you would say to the person you hate.
    1. I ate a puppy last night.
    2. And then I ate a nun.
    3. After that I let Harry eat me.
    4. He screamed my name, not yours.
    5. Also that I'm a better daddy than you could ever dream of being.
    6. Darla doesn't miss you.
    7. Faith is a fun nut to crack.
    8. I burnt down the Hyperion.
    9. You were right. Watching Connor fuck Cordelia is entertaining.
    10. HAHAHAHAHA.
    Saturday, June 7th, 2008
    7:08 pm
    June - Ten Nicknames You've Had/Given
    1. Darling Boy
    2. Daddy
    3. Scourge of Europe
    4. God
    5. Sire
    6. Greatest mass murderer you've ever met
    7. Bastard
    8. Filthy man whore
    9. Jackass
    10. Angel (I never said I liked all of the names I've been given)
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